This part just kills me.
i swear, half of this book is the godly version of the bachelorette
The best way to read Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods is to imagine Percy enthusiastically reenacting the stories with his friends playing the different roles and every time he gets a part of brutal murder or rape, Annabeth gives him a look and he quickly makes the story PG because there are kids here ok
I’m just about to order Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods!!
Do you realise what this means?
MY PERCY JACKSON THIRST SHALL BE QUENCHED!!
PERCY JACKSON JUST ACTUALLY USED THE WORD SHIP TO DESCRIBE APHRODITE AND HEPHAESTUS
Is this a reference to his amnesia in the Son of Neptune?
tbh right now I’m just trying to figure out where in Hades to keep Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods, the thing is freaking huge holy Hephaestus
Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods, ladies and gentlemen, filled with humor, mythology, sarcasm, creepiness, and…life tips?